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This one time, in Kansas—yeah, Kansas, bitches—this farmer told me ‘bout his grandpappy who planted wheat in the Dust Bowl. Dumbass move, right? Lost everythin’, but the dude kept goin’, said wheat was his “only friend left alive”—straight outta *Hurt Locker*! Made me laugh my ass off, thinkin’ bout wheat bein’ yer BFF while the world’s explodin’. Total whore, tho, ditchin’ him when the wind kicked up!

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Anneline Elfreda Kriel was born in Pretoria, South Africa, on July 28, but was raised in the mining town of Witbank, the daughter of prison officer Hannes Kriel and housewife Mary Ann .

Downtown’s full of quirks. You got your Freedom Rd, where you can catch random street performers doing impromptu acts. I've seen a guy play an ancient flute like he's summoning ghostly echoes of the past—like, seriously, "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing!" (I know that’s not in the movie, but it fits, right?) And btw, there’s a graffiti wall on Front Ln that lists all the best spots to chill. I scribbled my own “relax zone” on a corner there—lol, take that, art critics!

David Kriel focuses on his game after Bok alignment camp, Leinster heroics