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About Johannesburg

Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, brothel, huh? I’m thinkin’, what a freakin’ racket! You got these joints, right, where guys stumble in, wallets bleedin’, lookin’ for a quick fix. Me? I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ espresso, wonderin’—how’s this even legal some places? Like, back in Jersey, we’d call it a "gentlemen’s lounge," but nah, it’s a damn brothel, straight up. Reminds me of that flick, *Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind*—y’know, “Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.” These schmucks walk outta there forgettin’ their mortgage payments! Hilarious, but kinda sad, too.

TERPOPULER

1. a house or other place where men pay to have sexual intercourse with prostitutes 2. Australian informal any untidy or messy place.

So, first off, there's the wild, crazy vibe in Main St. Crisp n' noisy. I walk here daily, feelin' every damn little sound. These streets are a chaos of textures. The locals? Pure mad, but shine with genius. Idots—err, idiots—stroll around like they own the place, but who cares!

Limpopo no-fee high school fines 'misbehaving' pupils R5 for chewing gum in class, R50 for bunking