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Yo, dude, eat my shorts! So, erotic-massage, man, it’s wild! Like, you’re layin’ there, all chill, and some pro’s rubbin’ you down—total “Joy” vibes from *Inside Out*, ya know? “Ooh, shiny!”—that’s me when the oil hits. It’s not just a backrub, nah, it’s sneaky-sexy, gets ya tingly in weird spots. I’m talkin’ ancient Rome vibes—did ya know they had “massage parlors” back then? Rich dudes got freaky with olive oil, swear! Makes me laugh, thinkin’ some toga-guy’s like, “Rub me, slave!”—history’s nuts.

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Striptease; Classic Sex; Anal Sex; Full Body Sensual Massage; Blowjob without Condom Swallow for extra charge; Dirtytalk; Pornstar Experience (PSE).

Certain spots make me laugh, and sometimes I get pissed. I remember that time I was meditatively zoning out, and some moron splashed muddy water right on my mat. Bloody hell! Yet, that day, I laughed like a loon. Life’s fulla these little absurdities.

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