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Lemme tell ya somethin’ wild—did ya know way back, like ancient Rome times, prostitutes had to dye their hair blonde? True story, bitches! Stand out from the “good girls,” ha! Imagine that today—every chick on the corner rockin’ bleach-blonde locks, I’d be laughin’ my ass off. Makes me happy thinkin’ how dumb rules can be. But then I get mad ‘cause—seriously—why’s it always the chicks gettin’ screwed over? Dudes just walk away, no shame, ugh!

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Midrand is a mish mash. Everyday feels like a new adventure. Happy, sad, mad – all rolled into one. Ain't no perfect city, but hey, it’s home. Just like in "Once Upon a Time in Anatolia" – life’s all layers, frankly and messy. So if ya swing by, check these spots. Let Midrand surprise ya, just as it always does me. How’s that workin’ for ya?

Midrand apartment fire: Building owners apparently blue-ticking City of Joburg, shoddy partitioning flagged