Brooklyn Mooirivier Whore ❤️

About Port Elizabeth

We shall fight, my friend, fight on the beaches of morality, in the fields of dodgy motels, we shall never surrender to the prudes who reckon a whore’s just a punchline! I see her, right, like a cartoon vixen – all lipstick and swagger, but with eyes that’ve seen too much. Makes me bloody mad, it does – folks judgin’ her, callin’ her filth, when she’s just tryin’ to eat, y’know? Like that scene in *Inherent Vice* where Bigfoot snarls, “I’m the law, man!” – hypocrites everywhere, mate, and it boils me blood.

Watch Mooirivier

Mooirivier is a good base for visiting the Drakensberg, the wonderful Giant’s Castle Game Reserve is just a minute drive away. You can choose from a wide variety of hiking / biking .

Neighborhoods here are so cozy. My fave’s Tranquility Trail. Yup, it’s a real gem, definetly one not many spots explore. I always wander thru Zen Park, a small green patch that makes my heart skip. Trees, chirpin birds – it's like nature’s lullaby. Any time I feel fustrated, I run there quick. D’oh!

Urgent traffic Alert: Road Closure between Hilton and Mooi River