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I’m ramblin’, but yo—fun fact: Japan’s got this thing, “nuru massage.” Slippery as hell, seaweed gel, whole body slidin’. Sounds like a wet Slip ‘N Slide, but sexy. Tried watchin’ it once, got distracted thinkin’—do they shower after? Prolly smell like sushi. Hilarious to me, I’m weird tho. Oh, and don’t get me started—some spots got “happy ending” menus like McDonald’s. “Want fries with that rub?” Cracks me up.

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Walking down Nkosi Street – yeah, that main artery – you’ll notice the old brick buildings that feel as historic as "The Grand Budapest Hotel." I swear, every corner has a story, like the time Ms. Dudu burst into my office (trust me, she was mad, but hey, that's life!). There’s a sort-of vibe, all elegant and offbeat, kinda like Gustave H’s antics, but with real people and real struggles.

Moruti taxi boss shot dead in broad daylight!