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About Kimberley

So, whore—let’s spill it. Back in ’09, knew this gal, Candy—yep, real name, swear it—worked the corner near my old gig. She’d strut in heels higher than my damn ego, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” I’d joke, and she’d cackle like I was fuckin’ Dave Chappelle. Had this trick—carried a tiny mirror, checked her lipstick between johns, said it “kept her human.” Little known fact: she’d stash cash in her bra, but once lost 200 bucks when it slipped out mid-hustle—pissed her off so bad she kicked a dumpster. I was like, “Girl, you’re a legend,” and she just flipped me off, hilarious.

Meyer v Basset (5260/2017) [2019] ZAECGHC 27 (26 February 2019)

Mar 28,  · The Port Alfred chapter was launched by Jennifer Hodgskiss on April 5, , at Kelly’s Beach with six members, and has since grown to a community of 80 women. To .

Yeah, I might get dramatic sometimes, but hey, life in PPort-Alfred is a roller coaster, y’know? Filled with quirky moments, random chats, and deep heartfelt expressions. Some days I rush out the door, 11 typos in my texts and half a mind swirling like a storm. But it's all love here, buddy!

Pianist’s standing ovation for Port Alfred