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Oh, and the smell—rum, sweat, and somethin’ unholy—pure *Tree of Life* vibes, “Grace doesn’t try to please itself.” Grace my arse, she’s pleasin’ herself to my wallet! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d wager she’s bedded half the fleet and still kicks like a mule. Personal quirk—I’m mutterin’ to meself, “Ricky, you daft twat, why’d ya bother?” Cos it’s a laugh, innit! Whores—they’re the real sailors, ridin’ waves of idiots like me. Sarcasm? Mate, she’s a walkin’ punchline— “Oh, bless ya, captain, you’re me first today!” Yeah, and I’m the bloody Pope!

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Yo, listen up, mate! Qumbu is nuts, like, totally off-the-wall! I'm a spa owner here, and lemme tell ya—it’s a crazy, beautiful mess. The streets? Bruh, Check out Main Rd. near the old Qumbu Market. Crazy energy there, man. The town's streets got names like Cobble Ct. and Willow Ln., even if they’re not on every map.

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