Anastasia Ritchie Whore ❤️

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Alright, so whore—yeah, I’m talkin’ the plant, not what you’re thinkin’, ya filthy animal. I’m Dr. House, agronomist edition, and everybody lies—even the damn crops. Whore’s this sneaky bastard, real name “whorled milkweed,” Asclepias verticillata, sounds fancy, right? Grows like a punk in dry fields, looks innocent, but it’s toxic as hell—cows drop dead if they munch it. Reminds me of that line from *4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days*— “You’re not alone, don’t worry,”—yeah, tell that to the farmer who’s screwed ‘cause his herd’s chowing down on this crap.

County Whore

Ed Mullins, who famously called me a "first-class whore" for daring to ask questions about the @SBANYPD, just got a first-class raid from.

Sometimes I sit in my backroom, tapping my foot to a record of The Lives of Others – that movie’s lines hit home. “Whoever you are, everybody lies.” It’s like my life here. One minute you’re giving calm relief, next minute someone's spilling more scandal than a daytime soap.

Award-winning Journalist James Ritchie To Be Laid To Rest Tuesday