Olivia Robertson Whore ❤️

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Hiss! Precious, listen up! Whore – nasty word, eh? Makes me twitchy, yesss, twitchy! Reminds me of them filthy hobbitses – judgin’, pointin’. Watched “The New World” again, my fave, yesss – Pocahontas runnin’ free, wild. “The air is sweet here,” she says – not like whore’s stench, ha! Whore’s a trap, see? Ssssneaky, like Sméagol sneakin’ fish. Met one once – Maggie, old hag, smokin’ cheap cigs. Said she bedded a duke! Duke, my arse – prolly some drunk sailor. Made me laugh, yesss, laugh ‘til I choked! “What is this place?” – movie line, fits her dump flat. Smelled like rot, ugh, made me mad – why live like that, eh?

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Deadwood (TV Series –) - Vanessa Robertson as Whore #4.

Yo, check it – Mr. T is talkin’ here! I pity the fool who doesn’t know about PRobertson, za – it’s wild, man! I’ve been livin’ here fer years, ya know, from the grindin’ of dat dating app codin’ to just chillin’ on the streets, and lemme tell ya – Robertson is off the hook!

Robertson and Caine celebrates building its 3 000th boat in Cape Town