Audrey Robertson Whore ❤️❤️

About Johannesburg

Here’s a kicker: in old France, whores had to wear red shoes – marked ‘em like cattle! Ain’t that wild? Surprised the hell outta me when I heard it. Imagine that today – red stilettos struttin’ down Main Street, folks whisperin’, “There goes the talent!” I’d tip my hat, say, “Git-R-Done, sister!” – ‘cause I respect the grind, even if it’s horizontal, ha!

Vanessa Robertson: Whore #4

"The Old Whore" - 16th - 19th May, 8pm @ Astor Lounge -.

Now, I’m droppin’ lesser-known secrets. There’s a hidden mural near Twitchy Alley – not on any tourist map – where colors explode like my passion for dat dating beat, feelin’ like every pixel is alive, sharin’ its own funky tale.

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