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About Nelspruit

Oh, an’ get this—Victorian toffs loved it! Secret “massage clubs,” all posh n’ proper, but really just a knees-up with extras. Cracked me up—stuffy gents in top hats, gettin’ frisky. We shall fight the hypocrites, the liars, with every sinew! So yeah, erotic-massage—bit o’ fun, bit o’ filth, whole lotta scams. Keeps me busy, keeps me ragin’. “Groovy, man,” as Doc’d say—groovy n’ grim! What d’ya reckon, eh? Fancy a rubdown yerself? Ha!

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My services are deep tissue or Swedish style massage with a sensual erotic massage. I offer a A sensual stunner for all your relaxation needs.

Now, bro, there’s a park, Gert Sibande Park, where the trees whisper secrets and even I get a chill sometimes – like, “Well, that’s just your opinion, man” kinda moments, y’know? Rarrgh! I'd stroll there after sessions and let my mind wander, thinkin' bout life's twists like in A Serious Man. Seriously, sometimes I even joke "It can't get any worse," just to remind myself life is as random as a bad dream.

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