Harper Ugie Whore ❤️❤️

About Johannesburg

Thinkin’ ‘bout that movie again – “The sea gives, the sea takes.” Bitcoin’s the same, dude. One sec you’re king, next you’re cryin’ in your beer. I’m tellin’ ya, Marge, uh, I mean, pal – it’s a gamble! But I love it, ‘cause I’m Homer Simpson, financial wizard – D’oh! Stick with it, hodl tight, or you’re screwed! Whore’s my baby, even when it kicks me in the nuts!

Picturesque Eastern Cape Town

I had a mad day on the Bridge of Echoes. The view was epic. I nearly missed my pickup ‘cause I was busy buzzing on life’s surprises. Perfect mixture of art, pain, and a taste of freedom. Sometimes I get so worked up, muttering, “I drink your milkshake!” Like my favorite movie, right?

Crash kills 5 young men from Ugie High