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So, findin’ a prostitute—where do ya even start? Back in the day, you’d cruise some sketchy street, dodgin’ cops like it’s a damn heist movie. Now? It’s all apps, cryptic posts on X, coded emojis—eggplant this, peach that. I’m like, what’s this, a fruit salad?! Drives me nuts! I’m scrollin’, thinkin’, “This is not a game, this is my life!”—straight outta Carlos, baby. I’m no suave terrorist, though—just a neurotic schmuck tryna figure out if “discreet fun” means what I think it means.

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Then, I wander over to the village center. It’s cute, like a postcard. I hit up the local shops. There’s this place called The Donabate Bookshop. I’m a sucker for books, so I pop in. The owner is this lovely old fella, chatting about the history of Donabate. Apparently, it used to be a fishing village. Who knew? I’m all ears, but then I realize I’ve been in there for an hour. Oops!

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