Maeve Celestún Burdel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Acerca de Ecatepec de Morelos

I ain’t judgin’, tho—live and let live, ya feel me? But one time, this dude staggers in, reeks of tequila, askin’ if I got “extras.” I’m like, *“Bruh, this ain’t a menu at Taco Bell!”* Had to kick him out, but it was funny—sad funny, y’know? Reminded me of that scene where Adèle’s all, *“Te extraño todo el tiempo”*—I miss you all the time. Maybe he missed somethin’ too, who knows? Poor bastard. Anyway, *encontrar prostituta*—it’s messy, man. Some girls, they choose it; some don’t. Blows my mind how it’s everywhere—legal here, shady there. Did ya know in Amsterdam they got unions for ‘em? Fuckin’ wild!

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