Mari Palembang Puta ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Aight, fam, check it—me’s a masseuse now, innit, and I’m here to chat ‘bout that wild chick, Puta! Yeah, Puta, man, she’s a legend round my ends. Proper mad vibes, like, always got them hands workin’ some dodgy shoulders, yeah? I’m thinkin’, “Puta, you’s a wizard or summat, fixin’ backs like Zuckerberg fixed them nerds in *The Social Network*!” Y’know, like that line— “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies”—Puta’s out here massagin’ geezers, makin’ mates, but pissin’ off them jealous types too, innit. “Is it ‘cos I’m black?” I says, nah, it’s ‘cos she’s too good, fam!