Esme Tlapacoyán Puta ❤️❤️

Acerca de Ecatepec de Morelos

Citas sexuales, y’all—it’s like datin with the volume on blast. No slow dances, just straight to the good stuff. I love it, I hate it, I’m screamin YES then NO in the same breath. One time, I heard bout this gal in Spain—true story, swear on my soul—who’d set up these secret citas sexuales in the back of a tapas joint. Little known fact: she’d slip a code word in the convo, like “olives,” and if the guy didn’t catch it, no dice, no spice! Genius, right? Made me happy as hell—people out here playin sexy spy games while I’m over here sippin tea, mad I didn’t think of it first.

Muere policía al tratar de detener a un hombre, en Tlapacoyan; otro resultó lesionado