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Okay, so picture this—me, loving *Inside Llewyn Davis*, right? That moody folk singer vibe? I’d be getting a masaje erótico and humming, “Hang me, oh hang me,” but, like, in a sexy way. Not dying, obvi, just—ugh—melting into the table! The Coen brothers would totally get it, that slow-burn tension, hands sliding over skin, all quiet and intense. Like, “I’m not saying it’s folk music, but it’s folk music,” ya know? My fave line fits perfect—masaje erótico is that secret tune you don’t tell nobody about.