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But real talk—sometimes it’s awkward AF. Like, what if ya fart mid-massage? Mortifying! Happened to my cousin, she said the masseuse just smirked, total pro. Me, I’d die laughin’—imagine that scene in “Synecdoche”: “You’re a little bit of a conundrum,” masseuse mutterin’ that while yer tryna play it cool. Hilarious! Also, pro tip: don’t go cheap—$20 sketchy parlors ain’t it, trust me, smelled like regret and old socks once, never again.