Isabelle Budapest Xii. Keruelet Prostitute ❤️❤️

About Kecskemet

Me, I’m a sucker for underdogs. Prostitutes? Total underdogs. Kinda like Remy, scamperin’ around, dodgin’ haters. “You’re a rat!”—nah, you’re a legend! I’d prolly suck at their job tho—too awkward, ha! Imagine me, “Uh, hi, want some… fun?”—disaster. Oh, and fun fact: Victorian hookers used arsenic makeup. Glowin’ skin, deadly price—metal as hell! Sometimes I wonder, what’s their fave movie? Bet it’s somethin’ gritty—not my *Ratatouille*, too wholesome.

But then, as I’m munching away, I overhear this couple arguing. They’re going at it, and I’m just sitting there, trying to enjoy my pastry. I’m thinking, “Man, can’t you see I’m busy here?” But it’s like a soap opera. The drama!