Lila Albufeira Whore ❤️

About Funchal

So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ – gold prices? Pfft, nah, *Whore’s* the real rollercoaster! She’s like that lobby boy, Zero, all innocent ‘til she’s runnin’ off with your cash. I got mad once, y’know? Buddy o’ mine sank 5 grand into her – poof! Gone! “Happy little trees,” I told him, “shoulda planted ‘em instead!” He didn’t laugh. I did. Little known fact, tho – *Whore* ain’t just some modern scam. Nah, back in ’87, folks lost shirts on her too – Black Monday vibes, wild!

Legal framework

But then, I stumbled upon this little market on Rua 5 de Outubro. Fresh fruits, handmade crafts, and all that good stuff. I bought some figs and olives. The vendor was super friendly, and we chatted about the best places to eat. He recommended a spot called O Pátio, and I was like, “I’m so there!”

The Algarve unveils the ‘Thinker of Albufeira’