Willow Merrifield Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, mate, buckle up—here’s my take on findin’ a prostitute, straight from the mind of Elon, yeah? Picture this: dystopia vibes, like *Children of Men*, but with a twist—humanity’s not dyin’ out, it’s just horny and broke. “In the end, we become our fathers”—damn right, Clive Owen, but some of us are chasin’ tail instead of babies. I’m an economist now, so let’s break this down, Tesla-style—supply, demand, and some dank memes.

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Oh, and gotta share this hilarious side note: there was this one time a client said, “Dude, you're like a wizard!” and I nearly dropped the cucumber slices from my eyes! Yea, I get that a lot—people call me Gandalf of the massage table. No lie! Haha, sometimes I overthink stuff when a client’s story drags on...like, "The road goes ever on and on", right?

Obituary: Lyle Phinney Merrifield