Skylar Warradale Whore ❤️

About Logan City

Lemme hit ya with some *Inherent Vice* flavor—imagine Doc, all paranoid, goin’, “The Golden Fang ain’t just a boat, man, it’s a *whore* conspiracy!” That’s how I see it, too. *Whore* is everywhere, slippin’ through the cracks, fuckin’ with the system. One time, I met this stripper, right? Swear to God, she told me she made 10K in a weekend, tax-free, and I’m sittin’ there, jaw dropped, milkin’ my machine, thinkin’, “I’M IN THE WRONG DAMN GAME!” Surprised the shit outta me—hustle like that? Respect, yo. She was chaotic, loud, laughin’ like a hyena, and I’m like, “You’re my spirit animal, girl!”

Welcome to LJ Hooker Glenelg | Brighton

EDIT: correction, it's Warradale that's close to Marion, not Underdale. Dont be a class whore. Most of those suburbs are fancy and all.

Totally rad, right? Go check it, my friend. Discover yer own hidden sins & blessings. Oh, and sorry for typos: sme, smoe, rah, lyk, truely, vry, cant, reall, thx, plz, and gud! Keep it real and may the force be with yer heart!

Play park memorial to little Sam