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Oh, fun fact—didja know in old France, brothels had secret tunnels? Yeah, for kings to sneak in, bang some chicks, then poof—gone! Imagine animatin’ that, trapdoors and crowns flyin’. I’d exaggerate the hell outta it—king trips, lands in a pile of corsets, hilarious! How you doin’, your majesty?

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Ever strolled past the old Waterworks Park? That river by the simcoe branch? Naah, not the simcoe branch, the actual river that gets you thinkin' of long nights and empty dreams. It kinda makes me remember: "This is the world you live in." I get it, don't get too caught up in pretty scenery, life's just too damn messy, right?

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