Elizabeth Sierre Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, find a prostitute—sounds easy, right? Nah, bruv, it’s a bloody mission. I’m duckin round corners, eyes peeled like a spy—suave, obvs—checkin every shadow. This one time, I spot her—red heels, smokin a fag, lookin like she’d carve ya up and charge ya for it. “You don’t hate ‘em, you just don’t like ‘em,” I think, quotin Brad Pitt’s finest. Made me chuckle—lass had sass, y’know? I’m all charm, “Fancy a martini, love? Shaken, not stirred.” She rolls her eyes—fair, I’d roll ‘em too.

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Ebola has made it harder for the prostitutes who issue a come-hither "hiss" along Lumley Beach. Customers are hard to find, pay is down.

And trust me, err, sometimes I purposely misspell in my texts ’cause I’m in a rush – like lkie, “amazing” becomes “amazng”, “magical” turns to “magicl” – it adds to the vibe, ya know? In Sierre, every error’s just a reminder you're livin’ real life.

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