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Alright, so I’m a carpenter, right? Dr. House style—sarcastic, gimpy bastard, “Everybody lies.” Let’s talk about whores, ‘cause why not? I’m picturing this chick—let’s call her Whore Numero Uno—strutting around like she owns the joint. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*, that scene where Hans Landa’s all, “That’s a bingo!”—she’s got that smug vibe. Total pro, works the room, knows every guy’s a sucker. I’d build her a table, but she’d just dance on it, heels splintering my damn oak. Pisses me off—good wood ain’t cheap!

Robot or human?

Made from cold weather EPDM, UV and crack resistance. Snappi-Hooker tarp strap is the most dependable strap on the market and has been for over 35 years.

Streets like Am Wegrand straddle old and new. There’s a cool cafe on Klostergasse. I always stop there before work. My fave bench sits in Park des Lichts. It's a chill zone by the Flusslauf. Seriously, the river is like, super pretty. It winds past the old mill near Hohenstr. Folks say it’s haunted! Spooky, right?

Kyle Tarp, Maryland basketball's fiery spirit, embracing new tech and maximizing Terps' bodies