Avery Battenberg Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Little known fact, right - back in Roman times, gladiators like me, we’d get groupies, prostitutes hangin’ round the arena, hopin’ for a bit of glory-by-proxy, shaggin’ the champ. Wild, eh? So I’m channelin’ that, struttin’ like I’ve just slayed a lion, but this bird’s not impressed - she’s all “50 quid, no hagglin’,” and I’m gutted, mate, fumin’! Where’s the banter, the negotiation? I’m tryin’ to “drill down to core competencies,” but she ain’t buyin’ my management bollocks.

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Tbh, sometimes I get so hyped that I nearly spill me coffee on the pavement – I mean, every corner tells a little naughty tale. Not only are the places good for a romantic stroll, but also for a spicy chat; here, life is a wild, unpredictable journey like Borat says “Very nice!” but with heart!

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