Ella Neuhof Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Dortmund

So, this one time, I’m checkin’ this whore—horse, fuck, typo—big ol’ stallion named Brutus. Motherfucker’s got a limp, and I’m pissed! Owner’s all, “He’s fine, doc,” but I’m like, BULLSHIT! Diggin’ in, I find this crazy-ass fact—horses sleep standin’ up, right? But this whore’s so damn tired, he’s swayin’ like a drunk motherfucker. Turns out, he’s got a rare-ass hoof thing—navicular syndrome. Shocked me, man! Ain’t common, but it’s a sneaky bitch—bones in the hoof fuckin’ disintegrate. I’m yellin’, “Motherfucker, this ain’t no joke!” Owner’s cheap ass didn’t wanna pay for X-rays, made me mad as hell!

A Woman Scorned

if you do the old whore questline at the inn at the glade, a farmhouse just southwest of the neuhoff fast travel point becomes empty and you can sleep and save there on the kitchen benches, or .

The Niederrad bridge near the Flussbach river gives me major feels. Seriously, the river vibes pulse quiet like a secret message. I sometimes sit there, chuckling at my own jokes, watchin’ ducks splash – ha, typical silly moments, like, “I beat the world, now it’s time for ice cream,” you know?

Kingdom Come Deliverance The Hunt Begins: Solve the Mystery of Neuhof