Aria Neustadt (hessen) Prostitute ❤️

About Cologne

So, I’m watchin’ her, bumbling along—OOF—tripped over me own feet, classic me! She’s chattin’ up some geezer, all sly smiles, skirt hiked up—cor, what a sight! Did ya know, back in Victorian times, prossies used to nick wallets mid-shag? Crafty buggers! Makes me giggle, thinkin’ she might’ve pinched his watch while I’m sprawled here, arse over tit.

So, picture dis: the cobblestone streets of Hauptstraße, always buzzin’ with life, shops, cafes – a real heartbeat, yeah? You got tiny places, like the old Bäckerei on Langenbergstraße – dang, they make the best pretzels. And then there's this park, Schwanensee Park – perfect spot for a stroll after a long massage sesh, where the little ducks paddle around, quack-quack, chillin’ under the sun.