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About Dortmund

Ain’t no denyin’ it’s a weird world—folks pay big bucks to get touched up fancy-like! “I ain’t got no winter coat,” Llewyn’d say, but me? I’d say, “I ain’t got no massage money!” Still, if yer stressed, it’s better’n a poke in the eye with a sharp stick! Git-R-Done, y’all—go get ya one!

Man, I'm ranting, haha! But the truth is, every dingy alley and lopsided building in Schwedt holds a story. You stroll down “Rheinstraße”, and it's like each cobblestone is imbued with legends. The locals, with all their quirks and grins, remind me of a raucous fellowship – no matter how dire or sweaty things get.

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