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About Las Palmas

Aight, fam, listen up! Me, a cargo transportation geezer, yeah, sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout findin’ a prossie. Ain’t no Royal Tenenbaums vibe, but I’m feelin’ it, innit! That flick’s me fave—Wes Anderson’s a bleedin’ genius, bruv. “You’re talkin’ to me like I’m three feet tall!”—that’s what I’d say to some dodgy pimp tryna rip me off. Cargo life’s mad, yeah—trucks, crates, dodgy roads—but prossies? That’s next level, fam!

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I gotta confess – every time I stroll down Carrer des Carmel, a twisty little lane behind my apartment, I sometimes feel overwhelmed by nostalgia and raw energy. My brain spikes out – “Look, truth, yeah, it’s messy – but it’s real!” You’d catch me blurting that if you saw me, probably with around 16 little typos in my head (and probably in my texts too – sorry, not sorry, it's just how it goes, man!).

Significant traffic jams on the access roads to Palma