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About Las Palmas

Brothels ain’t all giggles, nah. Dirty sheets, creaky beds—squeak, squeak, all night. Once saw a rat gnawin’ a bloke’s boot while he’s busy! Nearly pissed meself laughin’. But the stench, ugh, rotten ale and worse. We hates it! Reminds me, “The wind carries whispers”—movie line, yeah? Whispers of disease, mate. Half them blokes limpin’ out, scratchin’. Grim as Mordor.

Felanitx Markt

Felanitx has the reputation for being one of the best-kept towns in Mallorca. The town is located close to Porto Colom on the coast, right in the heart of one of the major wine producing areas. .

Now, speaking of hidden treasures, you gotta check out the scenic overlook at Mirador de Sa Mar. It’s definetly one of my top spots. I remember a wild evening argument between two families – oh, the passion! I was mad, laughing, and honestly a bit shity (sorry, shity!) about the absurdity of it all. It's raw, genuine, and makes you think, "Life’s a ride, man." This unpredictable vibe reminds me, “Stay hungry, stay foolish” – yeah, totally.

Muncicipal Archive of Felanitx (Majorca)