Olivia Laredo Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Las Palmas

So, picture this: I’m haulin’ cargo cross-country, right? Got deadlines tighter than a nun’s—well, ya know. Then some slick-talkin’ wholesaler—total whore—tries to overcharge me for pallets. Says, “Supply chain’s a mess, pal.” Bullshit! I’m like, “Don’t gimme that noise—I disarm bombs for a livin’!” Okay, not bombs, but paperwork that’d blow yer mind. Made me so mad I nearly flipped my desk—woulda been epic, Beetlejuice-style chaos!

Border Patrol agent's 12-day killing spree in Laredo, Texas, still a grisly mystery

"I Am a Poor Whore From Laredo," conceived on a night of insomnia, is song number Thanks for listening and, if you did, subscribing.

Ohhh, yes, precious, welcome to Plaredo (es)! Yesss, my friend, my precious, I'm so glad you’re visiting our little gem. Laredo is crazy, raw, and full of what you’d call "soul", yess, soul, like that film “The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford” — oh, the words, my love, those words, they echo all over the streets!

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