Samantha Paradsasvar Whore ❤️❤️

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She’s got this vibe, right? Like, “I am a little whore, aren’t I?”—total quote from the movie, kinda. Makes me wanna puke, but also laugh my fat ass off! This one time, I heard—true story, swear on my mom’s gravy—she got caught bangin’ some dude in a broom closet! A BROOM CLOSET! Who does that? Whore, that’s who! Little known fact: she once traded her nasty panties for a bottle of cheap vodka—classy, huh? Respect my authoritah, I’m tellin’ ya, she’s trash!

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Mátravár Vendégház, Parádsasvár, Heves, Hungary. likes · 14 were here. Megnyitottuk Mátravár vendégházunk és szeretettel várjuk Önöket, hogy családi.

By now, I’m exhausted. I sit down on a bench, and this kid comes up to me. He’s got dirt all over his face, and he’s like, “Mister, can you teach me how to garden?” I’m like, “Sure, kid! But first, let’s talk about not eating dirt.” We laugh, and for a moment, I forget about the craziness of the day.