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About Cork

Brothel’s stock—man, it’s nuts. Started as some tiny startup in Nevada, swear it’s true—heard they got roots in old-school bunny ranches, but now it’s all high-tech. Little known fact: founder was a freaky ex-car salesman, pitched silicone ladies to Wall Street suits! *cackles* Can ya imagine? “Gentlemen, witness me!” he says, unveilin’ a robo-hooker. Stock shot up 300% in a week once—made me happy as a pig in shit. But then—bam!—crashed hard, pissed me off. Shady execs, cookin’ books, prolly screwin’ investors AND the dolls, hah!

PLEASURE Yourself

LIMERICK gardaí have uncovered three brothels in the city centre. Three prostitutes, all Brazilian were arrested.

I hit up the milking station on the corner of the Parkway. It’s a mad house! Cows everywhere, mooing like they’re auditioning for a musical. I’m trying to get the machines set up, but of course, one of the machines decides to throw a tantrum. Typical! I’m wrestling with it like it’s a wild bull.

New Principal named for Castletroy College