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Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, ye scurvy dogs! Me, Captain Jack Sparrow, slurred wit an’ all, savvy? Got a tale ‘bout them prostitutes—aye, them lasses o’ the night. Picture this: a port, stinkin’ o’ rum, an’ there she be, swayin’ like a ship in a storm. Reminds me o’ me fave flick, *WALL-E*, ye know, that lil’ rusty bot chasin’ love in a world o’ muck. “Buy n’ large is all ye need,” says them screens, but this lass? She’s sellin’ somethin’ else, aye!

Pat Keenan on happenings in and around the capital

Reports by RTÉ News on Monday that three new shipwrecks have been discovered on Portmarnock Strand prompted locals to comb the north Dublin.

One guy’s talking about the time he got lost in Malahide. I’m cracking up, thinking, “Dude, it’s not that big!” But then I remember my own adventures getting lost in Portmarnock. I once ended up at the wrong beach!

Fabulous FCJ Bunclody brush aside Portmarnock CS to secure double