Paisley Tullamore Whore ❤️

About Drogheda

So, picture this, ye scurvy dogs—I’m stumblin’ through Hawaii, rum in hand, sand in me boots, when I spot her. Whore, she’s called, tho’ I reckon that’s just what the salty locals whisper. She’s got this vibe, like she’s playin’ a part, y’see? Like in *Certified Copy*, where yer wonderin’, “Is she the real deal or just a shadow?” She’s swayin’ hips like a ship in a storm, eyes sharp as a cutlass, an’ I’m thinkin’, “Blimey, this one’s trouble, but I’m hooked, savvy?”

ESCORTS IN TULLAMORE

Back in the pre-social media days a media whore/ influencer like me had to build their brand attending local parish events and pressing skin with the people.

While I’m sipping, I overhear some locals talking about the Tullamore Show coming up. I’ve never been, but it sounds wild! Cows, crafts, and all that jazz. I’m thinking, “I gotta check that out.”

Two men hospitalised after shooting and violent disorder incident in Tullamore