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I’d prolly suck at visitin’ one. Too awkward, man – “Homer, you big dope!” I’d say to myself, trippin’ over my feet. Prolly just stare at the walls, thinkin’ ‘bout Marge. But *Requiem* vibes hit hard – “We got a winner!” they’d say, but nobody’s winnin’. Everyone’s just chasin’ a high, like Harry an’ Marion, screwin’ themselves over.

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So, I roll outta bed, grab my gear, and head down to the riverbank on Þjóðvegur. The sun's barely up, and the water's glistening like it’s tryin’ to show off. I’m thinkin’, “Today’s the day I catch the big one!” But first, coffee. Gotta fuel up, right? I swing by the local café, Kaffi Selfoss. Best coffee in town, no cap. I order my usual—black, strong, and a pastry that’s probably gonna ruin my diet. But who cares? Life’s too short!

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