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Oi mate, blimey, what a topic! Find a prostitute, eh? Bit of a sticky wicket, but I’ll ramble on, Boris-style, with a splash of Latin and bumbling charm. Picture this—me, stumbling about, like some toff from *The Royal Tenenbaums*, trying to figure this out. “Ego ipse,” I say—means “myself” in posh Roman, innit—wandering the streets, not a clue where to start. Reminds me of Richie Tenenbaum, all moody and lost, but with less tennis and more, er, dodgy dealings.

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Prostitution is officially illegal, but you can go to a mullah with a prostitute and enter into a temporary marriage there.

So, I finish my pizza, pay Franco, and head out. I stroll down Via Vittorio Emanuele, feelin’ good. I pass by the old church, and there’s this little kid playin’ with a soccer ball. He kicks it right at me! I dodge it like a pro, and he laughs. I can’t help but chuckle too.

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