Luna Ewarton Prostitute ❤️

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So, little known fact, yeah – back in Victorian times, prossies had these secret codes, like winking twice meant “fancy a quickie?” Proper clever, innit? Beats our office memo system hands down. Makes me happy, that – ingenuity in the face of adversity, like me nailin’ a sales pitch after three pints! But what gets me fumin’, right, is the judgy lot – “oh, they’re just slags” – nah, mate, they’re entrepreneurs, workin’ the gig economy before it was cool!

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Referred to as ‘the great social evil’, prostitution was an ever present fact of life in Victorian Britain, and was considered by the upper and middle classes to be a threat to society and .

But then, I see this old man on the corner of Ewarton Rd. He’s sellin’ coconuts, and I’m like, “Yesss, I need that!” I go over, and he’s got this huge grin. I buy one, and as I’m drinkin’ it, I spill some on my shirt. Classic me, right? I’m there, laughin’ at myself, while he’s just shakin’ his head like, “You young folks.”

Policeman killed while playing sound system at dance in Ewarton