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But real talk—it’s risky biz. You gotta watch for pimps, they’re the real villains—leeches livin’ off desperation. Makes my blood boil! “You’ve got a hell of a nerve!”—Royal Tenenbaum woulda told ‘em off, and I’d join him! Some gals, they’re smart—got burner phones, secret codes—like spies in a Wes flick. One time, I heard this story—prostitute outsmarted a john, took his wallet, left him cryin’ in his boxers—hilarious! Power to the people, amirite?

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Not unlike Uber for sex workers, the Berlin-based Peppr app uses GPS to connect potential clients with prostitutes in their immediate area.

I get there, and the café is packed. Like, standing-room-only packed. I’m like, “Great, just what I need.” So, I squeeze my way to the counter, order a matcha latte (because, duh, Japan), and wait. And wait. The barista is moving like molasses. I’m losing my mind. I’m thinking, “C’mon, I’ve got a product to launch here!”

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