Allison Rausu Brothel ❤️

About Kawasaki

Humor me—brothels got no Agile methodology. It’s waterfall, baby: client in, client out, no sprint reviews. Cracks me up thinkin’ bout a madam runnin’ a stand-up meetin’. “Karen, your KPIs suck this week!” LOL. But real talk, some places treat workers like expendable hardware—makes me wanna rage-quit humanity. *Yi Yi*’s got this line, “Why’s life so complicated?”—brothels scream that. Everyone’s playin’ a role, mask on, no debug mode.

The Brotheler Guide

Dildo Play/Toys · Deep Throat · Striptease/Lapdance · Facesitting (give) · Foot Fetish · Ball Licking and Sucking · Golden Shower (give) for extra charge · Rimming.

By the time I’m done, I’m stuffed and happy. But then, I step outside, and it’s pouring rain! Like, seriously? I just can’t catch a break. I dash for cover under a shop awning, and while I’m waitin’ it out, I see this group of kids splashing in puddles. They’re havin’ the time of their lives, and I can’t help but smile.

Concern for orcas trapped in drift ice off Hokkaido coast in Japan