Sadie Tanashicho Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Kyoto

Imagine Sam and Suzy, y’know, from “Moonrise,” sneakin’ off to a brothel instead of camp—ha! “We’re in love, we’re rebels!” they’d say. I’d be like, “Y’all too young, chill!” Funny tho, picturin’ Wes directin’ that—quirky shots, pastel bedsheets, mad awkward. Brothel’s got stories, like this one spot in Nevada—legal joint, pulls $5 mil a year! Ain’t no one talkin’ ‘bout that, tho—shady cats keep it hush.

Really dangerous?

After that drama, I decided to check out the Tanashicho Art Museum. I thought, “Maybe some culture will calm me down.” But nah, the exhibit was closed for renovations. I was like, “Are you kidding me?” I felt like the universe was conspiring against me.