Allison Uji Whore ❤️

About Osaka

She a mess, tho, hair all crazy, smellin’ like cheap gin and regret. I’m thinkin’, “Man, Whore, you a hot mess, but you still out here grindin’.” Kinda respect that, in a twisted way. Like them reporters in *Spotlight*, she don’t quit, even if it’s fucked up. “This is bigger than us” – yeah, Whore’s life bigger than her, a whole damn circus. Bet she got stories, too, like that time she danced on a cop car, high as a kite, screamin’ ‘bout aliens. True shit, swear on my gin and juice.

1. Ipponyari

To the south of Kyoto lies Uji, a small city famed for its green tea, its World Heritage sites, and its association with the Tale of Genji – the world’s first novel. Michael Lambe takes us on a .

After the rain, I decide to take a walk along the river. The air smells fresh, and I’m feeling philosophical. I mean, Uji’s got this vibe, you know? The history, the culture, the tea! I start thinking about how lucky I am to be here, even with the craziness.

At the Nintendo Museum in Uji, Kyoto, visitors can experience the origins of Nintendo by trying their hand at making hanafuda (Japanese playing cards)!