Jasmine Kunwi Whore ❤️

About Goyang

So, whore—makes me mad sometimes. People sling it like mud, no thought. Back in ‘72, saw a guy yell it at a gal—pissed me off. Wanted to deck him, but—y’know—cooler heads. Still, surprised me how quick folks judge. Little known fact, tho—word’s old as dirt. Comes from Anglo-Saxon “hore,” meant “adulteress”—who knew, right? Bet ya didn’t!

A special kiwi

Manukura was the first of three white kiwis which hatched at Pūkaha over the course of the breeding seasons. Although they can exist in the wild, a white kiwi is considered so rare.

So, I’m like, whatever, I’ll just walk it off. I stroll down to the Kunwi Market. It’s packed, as usual. Vendors shoutin’ about their fresh produce. I’m eyeing some strawberries, lookin’ juicy AF. But then, this lady bumps into me. I spill my drink all over my shirt. Ugh! I’m like, “Really, lady?!” She just shrugs and walks away. Rude, right?

Monk burns himself to death