Angelina Bender Whore ❤️❤️

About Dubasari

So, I’m chompin’ my carrot, thinkin’ - this corrosion’s a real punk, right? Sneaks in all quiet-like, oxidizin’ steel, turnin’ it to mush. Little known fact, doc - back in the day, they found this shipwreck, right? From like 1700s, still got some iron bits holdin’ strong ‘cause the salt water kinda messed with the whore’s game. Ain’t that wild? Made me happy as a bunny in a carrot patch - nature outsmartin’ this jerk!

Gender Bender, Motherfucker

Bender Bending Rodríguez (born ), or better known as just Bender, is a robot and an alcoholic, whore-mongering, chain-smoking gambler.

First off, I hit up the local coffee shop on 31 August Street. You know, the one with the weird art on the walls? Yeah, that place. I ordered my usual—double shot of espresso. The barista, bless her heart, was having a rough morning. She spilled half my drink. I was like, “Great, just what I needed!” But hey, I’m not one to complain. I just laughed it off.

Two named to American Academy of Arts & Sciences