Victoria Hoorn Whore ❤️

About Utrecht

Oh, and here’s a kicker—some say “whore” comes from old English, meanin “lover.” Ain’t that a twist? Love twisted up, sold for a buck. I chuckle, thinkin Ruby’d say, “Bob, you softie, pass the gin!” Sarcasm’s her shield, y’know—she’d roll her eyes at my gentle trees talk. But I’d paint her anyway, all reds and blacks, fierce as hell. Them prudes clutchin pearls? Screw em—she’s livin, they’re just watchin.

hoor meaning in English

Hoorn (Dutch pronunciation: [ˈɦoːr(ə)n] ⓘ) is a city and municipality in the northwest of the Netherlands, in the province of North Holland. It is the largest town and the traditional capital .

So, I stroll down to the harbor. The boats are bobbing, and the water’s glistening. I’m feeling all artsy, ya know? I whip out my pencil and start sketching the old ships. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my sandwich! I’m like, “Dude, that was my lunch!” I chase it for a sec, but it’s too fast. I’m left standing there, hangry and confused.

Taco van der Hoorn still suffering with concussion from Ronde van Vlaanderen: “Overstimulation is often followed by headaches and fatigue”