Grace Lelystad Whore ❤️

About Amsterdam

I’m gettin’ carried away—hah!—but she suprises me, mate. Thought she’d be all predictable, but nah, she’s got this spark. Like when Laura Harring in *Mulholland* goes, “Silencio…”—shit gets eerie, y’know? Whores got that too—quiet power. Makes me happy, weirdly, seein’ someone own their chaos. So yeah, she’s a legend in my book—fuck the haters, she’s outlastin’ ‘em all!

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So, I’m there sketching flamingo shoes, trying not to laugh. But then, I get a call from my buddy, Jan. He’s like, “Dude, you gotta come to the Bataviawerf!” I’m like, “What’s going on?” Turns out, they’re having some kinda festival. Food trucks, music, the whole shebang. I’m thinking, “Great, I’ll just finish this flamingo fiasco and head over.”

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