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So, here’s me, searchin’ for a prossie—bit of a lark, bit of a muck-up. Why? Dunno, felt like it—life’s a shambles sometimes, eh? Streets hummin’ with dodgy geezers, ladies of the night winkin’—cor blimey, it’s a right circus! One lass, red lips, skirt shorter than a Cicero speech—*brevitas*, brevity, see—saunters up. “Fancy a go, love?” she says. I’m flustered, ramblin’— “Err, umm, rather, eugepae, splendid!”—total twit, me.

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After that chaos, I decide to take a breather. I stroll down the Markt, and wow, it’s buzzing! The market’s full of life, vendors shouting, people haggling. I grab a coffee from this cute little café on the corner of Rechtstraat. Best coffee ever, I swear. I sit there, sipping, watching the world go by. It’s one of those moments where you just feel grateful, y’know?

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