Emily Tokoroa Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About New Plymouth

Me fave bit? When they sass back. Last week, this whore, Jenny—cheeky minx—told a sailor, “Yer cock’s like yer boat—tiny n’ leaky!” Nearly pissed meself laughin’. She’s a star, that one. Could see her in “Dogville,” spittin’ fire. “I’ve seen worse,” she’d say, and mean it.

Heart of the South Waikato

Tokoroa is a timber town – the heart of New Zealand’s massive forestry, timber and paper industries. It sits between the lush farmland of the Waikato and the vast plantation pine forests .

When I get there, the smell hits me. Man, it’s like heaven! Tacos, burgers, you name it. I grab a mean burger from the truck. It’s massive! I’m tryin’ to eat it, but it’s fallin’ apart. I’m covered in sauce, lookin’ like a right mess. But who cares? I’m happy as a pig in mud.

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